Recently I enumerated some activities in which I don’t care to engage. I indicated at the time that that list was by no means all-encompassing, and in fact I have thought of more items for the list. Here they are:
1) Shoe a horse.
2) Tip a cow.
3) Eat the eyeball of any animal.
4) Sit through another Diamanda Galás performance.
5) Fly to Kigali, Rwanda, on Air Burundi. Or fly anywhere on Air Burundi, for that matter.
6) Collect moths (alive or dead).
7) Adopt Judaism or Islam.
8) Be vomited upon.
I of course reserve the right to supplement this list at any time I choose.