My year in review

Calvin and I celebrated two anniversaries, a 21st and a 6th. Nice stuff!

We went to Europe and I stayed there a while. While there we lost two iPhones and a bunch of cash.

I have still never seen a Stallone movie.

I have still never uttered the words “fridge” or “veggie.”

My Hollandaise and BĂ©arnaise didn’t turn this year. Not once.

I did not acquire any new scars on my head, though I’m sporting a two-inch-long burn mark on my left upper arm. (From a hot baking sheet; don’t ask.) I broke a toe but I broke it in France so I didn’t mind it so much.