I’ve created some excellent book titles that cry out for books to be written around them. I don’t have time to write the books or I’d gladly do it myself, so as a service to society I offer the titles here, royalty-free, for use as authors see fit. I will, however, insist on a share of the gross if any of the books resulting from my titles become motion pictures.
He/Him/Shazam!
The Case of the Schizo Gazelle
Here’s to Yesterday
Springtime in Akron (and its obvious sequel, Summer in Sheboygan)
Death at Arby’s
Love at the Woolworth’s Lunch Counter
Crybabies: A Story of Mortuary Science
See You at Seven-Thirty
Heapin’ Helpin’ o’ Justice