Book titles for free

I’ve created some excellent book titles that cry out for books to be written around them. I don’t have time to write the books or I’d gladly do it myself, so as a service to society I offer the titles here, royalty-free, for use as authors see fit. I will, however, insist on a share of the gross if any of the books resulting from my titles become motion pictures.

He/Him/Shazam!

The Case of the Schizo Gazelle

Here’s to Yesterday

Springtime in Akron (and its obvious sequel, Summer in Sheboygan)

Death at Arby’s

Love at the Woolworth’s Lunch Counter

Crybabies: A Story of Mortuary Science

See You at Seven-Thirty

Heapin’ Helpin’ o’ Justice