Alternate animals
Animals play important roles in movies and on television. Puppies, kittens, crows, rats and snakes—they elicit eeks and awws, and many of them…
Read MoreAnimals play important roles in movies and on television. Puppies, kittens, crows, rats and snakes—they elicit eeks and awws, and many of them…
Read MoreRight now I am sitting in a bar. Sitting in a bar could mean many things, of course. I have occupied bars in…
Read MoreMosquitos love me. From my earliest days they romped around me and delighted in my juices while ignoring the rest of my family….
Read MoreDo you have a special place? I have a special place but didn’t know that’s what it was until a few months ago,…
Read MoreOn Facebook lately there’s been a thing going around in which someone names the ten books that have been most influential to him…
Read MoreIn the spirit of public service I offer the following suggestions for things you should not do in certain situations. THINGS YOU SHOULD…
Read More(Caution: contains coarse language.) I just woke up from a dream. It was New Year’s Eve and I was in a grocery store…
Read MoreRecently a quiz made the rounds on Facebook. “How bitchy are you?” it asked. Clearly it was intended only for fun because I…
Read More(Caution: contains coarse language) The ease with which we move about is nothing short of miraculous. Around town or around the world, we…
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